{"product_id":"humble-pie-t-shirt-white","title":"Humble Pie T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEat pie.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScore goals.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStay humble, eh.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome footballing advice is profound and philosophical. Other advice is delivered by a 6-foot-5 Norwegian cyborg immediately after a 98th-minute equalizer and a heated sideline scuffle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \"Humble Pie\" Tee immortalizes the exact moment a generational goal-scoring machine decided to give the opposition manager a masterclass in modesty. Why wait for the post-match press conference when you can serve up a fresh slice of humble pie on the pitch?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFront and center sits a literal, golden-baked humble pie, complete with the unmistakably intense, chiseled features of the Premier League's ultimate apex predator. We took the most inadvertently hilarious piece of trash talk in recent memory and turned it into a Michelin-star masterpiece. If you know the rivalry, you can practically hear the blunt Norwegian accent. And if you don’t... well, it’s just a vaguely intimidating pastry offering some very solid life advice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted from premium cotton that holds up whether you're breaking single-season scoring records or just winding up the away end. It pairs perfectly with vintage denim, a fresh pair of boots, or aggressively patting a rival manager on the back while dropping the coldest three words of the season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes, the best way to show grace in a heated draw is to aggressively remind everyone else to do exactly the same.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"item-id\" style=\"display: none;\"\u003egid:\/\/shopify\/Product\/8021359951941\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Varments","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":45740870008901,"sku":"106534436","price":36.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":45740870041669,"sku":"106534437","price":36.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":45740870074437,"sku":"106534438","price":36.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":45740870107205,"sku":"106534439","price":36.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":45740870139973,"sku":"106534440","price":36.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":45740870172741,"sku":"106534441","price":36.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0708\/1407\/2901\/files\/HumblePieT-ShirtWhite.jpg?v=1789301351","url":"https:\/\/varments.co\/products\/humble-pie-t-shirt-white","provider":"VARMENTS®","version":"1.0","type":"link"}